June 2012
I wish I were flexible again.
back when I was like 5 I could fold myself in half
May 2012
Reblog if you too write fanfictions in your head...
sdfghjklol:
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
I see you shiver with
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
loki-s-army:
hxcfairy:
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35....
Living in a deck of cards.
Let the chips fall where they may.
from toniht i have gathered that i am a fun drunk
Someone should come drink with me two or three months from now if I drink again
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Days off are nightmares.
Writers block, isolation, racing thoughts and pure heat. ugh.
I need out of this place it doesn’t matter where I am, I feel like I have no home.
I need a distraction.
This place is dead, it echoes through town. There isn’t one voice. I haven’t heard a sound.
Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.
My head is bouncing.
Shows like Teen Mom and 16 & pregnant are like...
hell0-c0ld-w0rld:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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scottfartsmell:
obviously I was already voting for G but since he brought CHOP into this I’m making it my life’s mission to get him on that cover so VOTE FOR HIM
come on vote for G!!
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Wicked Clothes: Target has pledged $120,000 in... →
archer-and-anders:
Just saw this in an email from one of my professors who is an adviser for the Lesbian and Gay Vet Med Association at school. Target’s website says it will donate 100% of T-shirt sales from customers during the month of June to Family Equality Council.
See the t-shirts
There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via sixteen-deaths)
I want to move out so bad in the worst way.
And I really only have two reasons for wanting to do so…
Because I hate 99% of my family
Nude Yoga.
partyintheusanus:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT